I’m Voting Republican

Vote Republican. Bring on the pearl clutchers.

I’m voting Republican, because I love that what that George Bush has done for us these last 8 years.

I’m voting Republican, because I believe that global warming is a mass conspiracy thought up by suicidal polar bears, they drown themselves you know.

I’m voting Republican, because I think it’s okay to kill innocent children as long as they come from Iraq . Not if they’re still an egg though, gotta draw the line somewhere.

I’m voting Republican, because I care about fiscal conservatism when it involves keeping money from the poor people, oops, “lazy people” you know that’s why they’re poor. They don’t really want to work. We only lost 35,000 jobs this month. If they looked hard enough they’d find a job.

I’m voting Republican, because I wanted Bush to increase our national debt from 4 trillion to 9 trillion in 8 years, where do you think my tax breaks came from.

I’m voting Republican, because I believe that if I keep 500 guns in my house it will prevent terrorist from traveling 5000 miles to come hurt me.

I’m voting Republican, because I believe that invading a sovereign nations who have done nothing wrong is mandatory to stop the spread of terrorism. It makes people around the world love and respect us.

I’m voting Republican, because John McCain is going to tell the lobbyist he’s taking back Washington . As soon as they are done running his campaign.

I’m voting Republican, because I love my freedoms, like religion in all the schools and my right to get a petition and speak freely in a free speech zone. Aren’t you happy George gave us that one?

I’m voting Republican, because I think Habeas Corpus is the name of a Muslim extremest. Yeah, I heard we got him. He is D-E-A-D!

I’m voting Republican, because I love to be watched over all the time it makes me feel so safe! George even reads my e-mails first for me. I heard they can have a virus, well I’m not getting sick.

I’m voting Republican, because I just don’t think gas going from $1.47 to $3.99 in 4 years is high enough.

I’m voting Republican, because when the bank took my house they forgot to take my neighbor’s and he’s a Democrat.

I’m voting Republican, because Sarah Palin is gonna teach abstinence in all the schools she’ll bring her daughter in for show and tell.

I’m voting Republican, because I really believe the Oil Companies are only profiting 4% not the 50% increase for the share holders revinue that’s been reported by the “Liberal Media”.

I’m voting Republican, because my Bible tells me so.

I’m voting Republican, because I think waterboarding sounds like fun. I didn’t realize we treated our POW’s to a day out on a boat. See, isn’t the U.S. nice.

I’m voting Republican, because you’re not a patriot if you don’t.

Makes you wonder why anyone would vote Democrat now, doesn’t it?

Alaskans Speak (In A Frightened Whisper): Palin Is “Racist, Sexist, Vindictive, And Mean”

by Charley James –

According to Lucille, the waitress serving her table at the time and who asked that her last name not be used, Gov. Palin was eating lunch with five or six people when the subject of the Democrat’s primary battle came up. The governor, seemingly not caring that people at nearby tables would likely hear her, uttered the slur and then laughed loudly as her meal mates joined in appreciatively.

READ FULL ARTICLE HERE;
http://www.laprogressive.com/2008/09/05/alaskans-speak-in-a-frightened-whisper-palin-is-%E2%80%9Cracist-sexist-vindictive-and-mean%E2%80%9D/

Investigate here pastor and sermons! Lots of “hate” and “end of days”.
http://www.wasillabible.org/sermons.htm

Sarah Palin’s speech was inspirational for me

I’m not even gonna try to think about what I’m going to say today. After watching Sarah Palin’s speech, I was sick to my stomach. I couldn’t sleep, my mind raced and I couldn’t get her “almost robotic” voice out of my head. I kept replaying her, snotty mannerisms, in my minds eye. Needless to say, today, I’m exhausted. I’m just going to speak from my heart.

I realize it’s not about what I thought. Even though I’m a woman, nothing the McCain camp could ever spin at me could change my mind. I am a life long Democrat. I am not the audience they were trying to appeal to. So I took off my partisan glasses and tried to be objective when reflecting on her speech. I tried this for hours. After much thoughtful analysis I realized, I couldn’t do it. Try as I might, the only thing I could think of was how hate filled her (and every other speaker last night) speech was. I tried again. There was mind numbing calculation in the Republican Convention. That was the only nice thing I could say? I could do better. God she has a big chin. No, I can get this. Here we go again. How many times did she smack her lips, man that’s annoying. Shit, focus. She’s snobby, condescending, bitchy and obviously reading this script poorly. Damn it, I give up.

The only thing I could take away from this speech was how ugly and hateful it was. It was not motivational or informative on policy positions. Maybe I’ve lost all objectivity but she came across rigid, cold, ruthless, mean spirited and uncompassionate to any one who is not a Republican.

After much determination I was able to say one good thing about her speech with a hundred percent honesty. It was inspirational for me. It inspired me to donated to the Obama campaign and vow to work as hard as I can to elect Barack Obama in November 2008.

Sarah Palin Has Pastor Problems!

The McSHAME Campaign

I’m sick and tired of hearing that Sarah Palin is above scrutiny because of her gender. Every time someone points out a reality based observation like that of James Carville yesterday, where he simply stated she was inexperience, the GOP “talking heads” turn to a cry of sexism. The talking points memo must read every time a Democrat speaks the truth scream from the mountaintops these three things; She’s being held to a different standard., This is gender based discrimination., “or” I think that statement is unfair to women. I wish the Democratic correspondents, would fire back just one simple truth every time the Republicans use the allegation that Mrs. Palin has more experience then Barack Obama. If in fact her gubernatorial experience of not even two years is what qualifies as executive experience then she in fact, has more experience and is better qualified then John McCain himself!

As I woman, I feel absolutely insulted by John McCain’s pick for his VP and would be willing to go even farther. As a human being with good common sense it goes against any common decency. His rash decision to throw this unqualified individual into the central spot light says a tremendous amount about how McCain views the American public. I for one, am not too blind to see this was a gimmick and a ploy. We would, “fall in love with her story” they all said. What a tabloid story? Give me a break! You can forget the rumors on the Internet and you can point to what you know are facts. She is under investigation for her ethics, “specifically” her “abuse of powers.” Her 17 year old daughter is 5 months pregnant but that is not the story. Are we missing the bigger picture here? It was reported 17 year old Bristol was “given a choice with this baby.” Bristol was given a choice, something women had to fight so hard for. While the irony is if her mother becomes our VP all future generations of women will loose that freedom. She is a staunch republican that believes in all circumstances, Roe vs Wade, should be over turned even in situations of rape and incest. So she was willing to offer that choice to her daughter but thinks the women of the United States don’t deserve that same choice? Sarah Palin, the woman of this nation want the same freedom to choose that you offered your daughter!

The rumors and accusations are enough to turn this election season into another issue of an inquiring magazine. How ever there is one fact in this slew of information I find interesting. Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol Palin was taken out of school for over 5 months because she had mononucleosis. Where was the mother during this time? With her ultra conservative family values, how was she caring for her sick daughter? Because in this same time frame as Bristol was sick with mono, she was having unprotected, out of wedlock, underage sex and getting pregnant. What makes you qualified to run this country, Sarah Palin? Shame on you John McCain, women of America know a real woman when we see one and Sarah Palin is NO Hillary Clinton.